David:Hey Ana!You will not believe what I just read in the paper!
Ana:Let me guess.There are unicorns in North Korea.
David:The jury is still out on that one.I just read about a government employee in Baltimore.He has gotten himself in trouble for making the office smell bad!
Ana:What do you mean?
David:This poor guy has problems with flatulence!
Ana:Sounds like the whole office has problems with his flatulence.
David:Apparently.Complaints were filed about his farting.He's had to meet with his supervisor several times.
Ana:Was he fired?
David:He came close.At the moment, however, he is still hard at work.
Ana:Maybe they moved his desk outside!
Source: Today (http://on.today.com/TPq52t)